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I got an idea

Posted by Danluz - May 13th, 2019


I know this might sound crazy, for whoever's reading this, but I'm thinking if Bethesda gave the rights for producers to make an Elder Scrolls series, I'm expecting a Cyrodiil guard to be the main star and he'll constantly repeat lines such as "Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail", or "Stop, you violated the law!". And then when he's being assaulted, he'd go, "BY THE NINE DIVINES, ASSAULT, ASSAULT!" and the episode would end with him dying in the most hilarious manners and getting resurrected by the next episode.


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